Pitchfork gets a taste . . . of its own douchery

Here is the link to Popsense’s brilliant mockery of Pitchfork and their review stylings.  It’s not as good as that awesome Onion article, but it’s funny as hell nonetheless.  The post includes reviews of each individual news piece, track review, and album review that Pitchfork had up yesterday.  In Pitchfork fashion, reviews with a score over 8? are put into “Best New” categories.  Can someone please explain to me how Pitchfork decides something is “Best New Music,” because I’ve seen 8.0’s that have made it and 8.3’s that haven’t.  Anyways . . . 9.8 from Drewviews! Best New Mockery